survey time again
what makes a flavor green? who knows. feel it in your heart.
THE WELCOME // a micro-horror story of mine narrated by Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)! From my book The Story Engine Anthology!
Let's make a haunted house together! Ingredients:
creaky floorboards and squealing hinges
uncomfortable and disquieting wall art
mysterious noises from... somewhere
flesh
dusty old opulent furniture
creepy dolls
memories of what once was and long-suppressed secrets
long shadows cast by insufficient lighting
show results/tag something else
reblog to enlist your mutuals in building the House :)
None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them
And he knows it!
Looks like there's a new type of AO3 spam commenter bot. Webnovel is a scam, y'all – they specific target fanfic writers because their entire business model is tricking inexperienced writers into signing multi-year contracts they didn't read, which are abusive as hell and only dubiously legal. If you're on AO3 and you see one of these, please do your part and report it on sight.
Description:
[A video of a white person with long hair. Above their head are a bunch of screenshots of rude and homophobic comments.
They sadly say “Guys, these people said they didn’t like my gay pride patches”. In the background, the music is ramping up as they yell “So I bought seven more, bitch!” (laughing).
The video then shows him head banging and sewing the patches to the ceiling of the car with where a bunch of punk, heavy metal band, and other assorted patches are already. End Description.]
for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
Instagram and TikTok have successfully created the Torment Nexus from Jim Carrey's iconic work, "Don't put people in the Torment Nexus"
FRY BATTLE 🍟
Standard/straight (skin-off, think McDonald's)
Standard/straight (skin on, think Wendy's)
Crinkle
Curly
Wedges
Steak
Waffle
Other (??? tell me about these other potatoes)
French fry hater option (I respect it)
Potato/nightshade allergy or other unable to eat Potato affliction button
Tater tots are not fries I'm sorry the tots didn't make the cut
Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;
“Nobody:
Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”
Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.
my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth
bettiebloodshed